“I keep all the Christmas cards, I keep them all.” Alison Sweeney
“There is a public and a private self, which, if they were separate people, probably would not exchange Christmas cards.” Robert Breault.
“South Park started as a small Christmas video card.” Joel Hodgson
“But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year.” Trishelle Cannatella.
“The open Christmas cards sing to me the hymn of love and they teach me the sacrament of correspondence”. Edward M Hays.
“Well, they’ll bark at you like carneys, they’ll sell you Christmas cards in June.” Tom waits.
“Do you want to feel insecure? Count the amount of Christmas cards you sent and then count the ones you received.” Milton Berle.
“Christmas cards … are technically just spam from people you know.” Patricia Marx.
“I’m surprised that many of my friends send Christmas cards or Christmas cards, including my atheists and secular friends.” Christopher Hitchens.
“But sometimes I feel more satisfied making Christmas cards with the mentally ill, I want to live and I want to love, I want to get something that I can be ashamed of.” Steven Morrissey.
“Confession: When I went to see The Empire Strikes Back, I found myself looking at my watch The Force is with us, indeed, and a large part of it is hot air It’s a measure of my mixed feelings about the Empire that” I’m not sure to understand the plan. The Empire Strikes Back is as personal as a Christmas card from a bank. “Vicent canby
“As you know, wizards were wise men, wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to Babe in the manger, and they invented the art of giving Christmas presents.” Oh Henry
“I have some really amazing fans, very loyal and they make me birthday cards and Christmas cards, I got this package of poems and artwork based on the songs, they have this thing called ‘Floetry’ where everyone has to put works of art They have created their own competitions and things that are incredible. ” Florence Welch
“I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year’s Eve, she called me a procrastinator, so I ended up going to the Christmas cards and I left.” Robert Orben
“Playing Sheldon is a paradise for me, I realize how lucky I am to play a role that makes me incredibly happy, like I said to Chuck Lorre on a Christmas card a few years ago, I’m living a version of the dream “Jim Parsons.
“Oh Christmas sun, what a holy task it is yours to bend a world in God’s embrace!” Guy Wetmore Carryl.
“I have some really amazing fans, they are very loyal and they make me birthday cards and Christmas cards.” I received this pack of poems and works of art around Jennifer Bofinger, media spokesperson for the animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said that despite the bad treatment of the deer, simply loves it! “Debby Ryan.
“I’m surprised he does not send Christmas cards,” Antonio said. “I can see them now, embossed veil cards, in good taste, the best you can steal, little notes in perfect calligraphy,” Happy Holidays. I hope everybody is fine. I cut Ethan Ritter in Miami and scattered his remains in the Atlantic. My best wishes for the new year. Karl. “Kelley Armstrong.
“My first job, 9 years, part-time, was selling door-to-door Christmas cards, ten years, my brother and I had paper routes, and we delivered a morning paper called ‘LA Examiner.’ Get up at 4 o’clock. , fold your papers, hand them in and get ready for school. ” Juan Pablo Dejoria.
“My first job as a child was to go door to door selling Christmas cards, to raise money for my grandmother’s hip replacement because, you know … you break it, you buy it.” Emo Philips.
“You will call his name Jesus, he will save his people from their sins.” Leonard Ravenhill.
“Oh, beautiful voices from heaven that sang the Savior’s birth, do not you still sing on high, You sang,” Peace on earth “? Felicia Hemans.
“Great, little one, whose all-embracing birth raises the Earth to Heaven, lets Heaven fall to Earth.” Richard Crashaw
“There is a post-Christmas task that I love to write thank you letters … Many companies for many reasonable reasons, I suppose, have a policy against sending even Christmas cards, no matter what, at Christmas But our clan you get to work, a big surprise when you open the Warner-Lambert box containing a variety of your products, we discuss which of the children is to get the Union Oil Co. tie [and]throughout the holiday we played the wonderful Christmas music sent by Goodyear … None of these things means that Forbes or Forbeses have been had, but we all like to be considered “. Malcolm Forbes.
“From the kitchen aisle to the post office line and the attic wrap bin, women populate every dark corner of Christmas, who got up at 4 am to put the ham in the oven? woman … Who sent the Christmas Card describing the imprisonment of their eighteen-year-old son as ‘a short break before college?’ A woman, who remembered to include batteries in the bottom of each sock, a woman, and who gives her credit for taking everything out, Santa, that’s right, a man? Rachel Held Evans.
“Every year, more and more people go abroad for Christmas … Fed up with the fact that commercial Christmas begins in October, fed up with Christmas carols, fearing the arrival of Christmas cards from people who have forgotten to send a card You can not stand another family reunion with Aunt Mary vomiting in the corner after trying your punch too hard.You see in airports the triumphant glow in the eyes of people who are leaving everything behind, including the hundredth repetition of the Miracle on the street 34 “. M.C. Beat in.
“They raised me in the old way, with a strict set of moral principles: never lie, cheat, steal or knowingly spread a venereal disease, never accelerate to hit a pedestrian or, of course, stop to kick a pedestrian who has He has already been beaten, of course, that he would never do so, on pain of being eliminated from dozens of Christmas card lists throughout the country, voting as a Republican. ” Barbara Ehrenreich
“At Christmas, play and make good mood, because Christmas comes once a year.” Thomas Tusser.
“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.” Katharine Whitehorn.
“There is nothing sadder in this world than waking up on Christmas morning and not being a child.” Erma Bombeck.
“Remember this December, that love weighs more than gold!” Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon.
“The earth has aged with its burden of care, but at Christmas it is always young …” Phillips Brooks.
“Remember that the Christmas heart is a generous heart, an open heart that first thinks of others.” George Matthew Adams.
“Blessed is the season that involves everyone in a conspiracy of love, it’s Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas on the air.” William Thomas Ellis.
“You can never have enough socks” JK Rowling.
“Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with tranquility, teach us to be patient and always to be kind.” Helen Steiner Rice.
“Blessed is the season that involves everyone in a conspiracy of love.” Hamilton Wright Mabie.
“Christmas Day is a day of joy and charity, may God make you very rich in both.” Phillips Brooks.
“Christmas is for children, but it is also for adults, even if it is a headache, a task and a nightmare, it is a necessary period of thawing of cold and hidden hearts.” Lenora Mattingly Weber.
“It’s Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.” William Thomas Ellis.
“Let us remember that the heart of Christmas is a generous heart, an open heart that thinks first of all, the birth of the child Jesus is the most significant event in all of history, because it has meant the outpouring in a world that is sick of healing medicine. of the love that has transformed all kinds of hearts for almost two thousand years … Underneath all the bulky bulges is the Christmas heart beating “. George Matthew Adams.
“Nothing is as bad as giving a small child something useful for Christmas.” Kin Hubbard.
“Christmas is a time when everyone wants their past to be forgotten and their present to be remembered.” Phyllis Diller
“Anything else that gets lost over the years, let’s keep Christmas bright: any doubt that assaults us, or their fears, let’s keep it close one day, remembering its poignant meaning to the hearts of men, faith again.” Grace Noll Crowell.
“Christmas starts around the first of December with a party in the office and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around the fifteenth of April of next year.” P. J. O’Rourke.
“But I am sure that I have always thought about the Christmas season, when it has arrived … as a good moment, a kind, indulgent, charitable, pleasant time, the only time I know, in the long calendar of the year, when the men and women seem by consent to open their quiet hearts freely. ” Charles Dickens.
“For centuries, men have made an appointment with Christmas, Christmas means companionship, celebration, giving and receiving, a moment of good cheer, home.” William Jewett Tucker.
“One lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s obligatory, like a storm, and we all go through it together.” Garrison Keillor.
“What I do not like about Christmas parties in the office is looking for work the next day.” Phyllis Diller
“Christmas is the time when children tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it.” Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their children pay for it. Richard Lamm
“I heard the bells on Christmas Day, their old and familiar Christmas carols play, And wild and sweet, The words are repeated Of peace on earth, goodwill for men!” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.
“Christmas Eve was a night of songs that wrapped around you like a shawl, but it got hotter than your body, your heart warmed … it also filled it with melody that would last forever.” Bess Streeter Aldrich.
“Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.” Helen Steiner Rice.
“You can never have enough socks,” said Dumbledore. “Another Christmas came and went and I did not get a single pair, people will insist on giving me books.” J. K. Rowling.
“Christmas is doing something extra for someone.” Charles M Schulz.
“Send your packages by mail in advance so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” Johnny Carson
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year.” Victor Borge.
“That is the true spirit of Christmas, people who are helped by people other than me.” Jerry Seinfeld.
“In the old days, it was not called the holiday season, the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church, the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to the synagogue, the atheists went to parties and drank. street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’ or (to atheists) “Beware of the wall!” Dave Barry.
“A small smile, a word of joy, a little love from someone close, a small gift from someone you love, best wishes for next year, they make a happy Christmas!” John Greenleaf Whittier.