“We always had lutefisk for the Christmas dinner, after which dad read the Norwegian Bible.” Peter Agre.

“The Thanksgiving dinner is sad and ungrateful, the Christmas dinner is dark and blue, when you stop and try to see it from the turkey’s point of view.” Shel Silverstein.

“I can not tell you how scary a film can get and suddenly join this family, it’s like going to someone else’s Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you’re there and you’re not quite sure what you’re up to doing”. We’re supposed to be doing. “John Cleese.

“I read the hunger games voraciously and I was very upset when things as inconsequential as the ‘Christmas dinner’ interrupted me (God, mom, did not you understand that Katniss was being persecuted by the dumb?) You have several children, why always has to try to collect the whole set all the time?) “Sarah Rees Brennan.

“The married thing, sometimes I look at it and I feel like someone from a Dickens novel, standing outside in the cold and staring at the Christmas dinner.” Relationships had never worked for me, I think it had something to do with everything. Demons, ghosts and human sacrifices. ” Jim Butcher

“My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning, she gave me carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner, but they had expired in June! I vomited for the next 24 hours.” Philipps busy.

“Dexter put a brochure in Samuel’s hand.” Greenstreet mission. We are making a Christmas dinner. You can eat and listen to the word of God. “Samuel smiled relieved,” This, finally, he understood. ” What word? “” What? “Well, God said a lot of words, you know, and a word like ‘it’ or ‘the’ would not be worth listening to again, but it’s always fun to hear it. Try saying “aluminum.” Tanya Huff

“On my days off, I pick up our chicken eggs, my wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls, five lovely chicks, and no, we will not eat any of them for Christmas dinner.” John Nettles.

“The Thanksgiving dinner is sad and ungrateful, the Christmas dinner is dark and blue, when you stop and try to see it from the turkey’s point of view Sunday dinner is not sunny, Easter parties are bad When you see it from the point of view of a chicken or a duck Oh, how I once loved tuna salad Pork and lobsters, also lamb chops Until I stopped and watched dinner from the point of view of dinner “. Shel Silverstein.

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